January Horoscope

This month’s lucky number : 626 Lucky Word : Unicycle

Aquarius: The Waterbearer ( 21 January –19 February) - Future too murky. Try again later.

Pisces: The Fish (20 February –20 March) - You will find your lost items, only by losing yourself.

Aries: The Ram (21 March –20 April) - No obstacles can stand before you. Bao Bao is with you.

Taurus: The Bull (21 April –21 May) - Yes

Gemini: The Twins (22 May –21 June) - No

Cancer: The Crab (22 June –22 July) - Your lucky item is a cork or a bezoar.

Leo: The Lion (23 July –22 August) - No luck for you. Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

Virgo: The Maiden (23 August –23 September) - Beware the Grim, the worst omen of death in the wizarding world, or it’s Sirius Black, unable to determine.

Libra: The Scales (24 September –23 October) - Nice Haircut.

Scorpio: The Scorpion (24 October –22 November) - Beware the rat and dragon.

Sagittarius: The Centaur (23 November –21 December)- Something good may happen. Something bad may happen. Be reckless but with caution. Beware coffee but if you do drink some it should be fine.

Capricorn: The Goat (22 December –20 January)- Netflix calls your name. Resist and you shall be rewarded.